When in 1991 Matt left Kentucky to go to college, the kentucky's average IQ dropped 10 points.

Matt has never been tail gated since he nofollowed his car.

When Matt was single he only dated women that were useful and informative.

Spammers commemorate Matt Cutts vacations as holidays.

Matt Cutts did indeed worked for the CIA briefly. After discovering terrorist cells in America, uncovering Hoffa's burial site, and answering all the remaining questions about aliens and ufo's Matt was asked to leave. When asked why the then CIA director, Robert Gates, reported "Matt just took the fun and mystery out of the job for us."

Waldo isn't hiding, Matt just penalized his site.

Matt once considered resigning from Google. It's reported that Larry was overheard sobbing in his office. Matt decided to stay after Sergey showed up on his lawn holding a boombox over his head with "In Your Eyes" playing.

Matt Cutts has a tool on his laptop that allows him to not only see everything a webmaster has ever done to his site, but everything that webmaster has ever done, ever. Including that one time in college.

Matt Cutts does not sleep, he goes into screen saver mode

Matt Cutts penalized Vanna White for hiding text.