Matt led the team responsible for improving Agent Smith’s algorithm for the Matrix sequels. Google plan to release a commercial version of Agent Smith in late 2009.

Unimpressed with Neo’s blackhat manipulation of The Matrix, Matt is reported to have hand-edited all traces of a coherent plot-line from the film’s sequels.

Dr. Evil Matt Cutts has his finger on the triger at all times. While he enjoys zapping Webmasters out off Google Index, one at a time, for Google guidelines violations with his Matt Ray Gun, he prefers to do preemptive strikes on large chunks of the Web community at the same time. Power hungry, he has a button, that can only be described as deathcom one to deathcom five, and is joined to Google PR Tool Bar. As he gets angry at Webmasters he escalates the attack and in the process eliminating the weak links. Do not piss off Big Bad Matt Cutts or he will destroy us all..:)

Matt Cutts is so tough that he doesn't even talc before going commando in leather shorts

Dr. Matt Cutts MiniMe is Adam Lasnik.

Matt Cutts penalized Vanna White for hiding text.

With facial hair, Matt Cutts has a PR score of 11.

Matt modeled the PR rank after a college game called "mine's bigger" - A PR of 10 was meant to be the outer limit - of course Matt's college was mostly white.

Matt has never gone to IKEA. He doesn't own or use any cupboards or closets at home. Instead he places all his stuff in random places, at least to the naked eye, but (search) algorithmically correct. [Update: 7UP and Heinz Ketchup has been suspected of placing SEO-friendly food items in Matt's house and the top 5 SEO companies are rumored to have achieved some success in reverse engineering the Google algorithm from Matt's placement of his dirty laundry]

Matt has only his political standpoint known one, single time during his time with google. Today it is known as the "miserable failure" incident.